Happy Chrismahanukakwanzika (hope I spelled that right)

Hello one and all,

I hope everyone is enjoying the holiday season. In lieu of holiday cards, I thought I would do an open letter to everyone in the blogspot community. First and foremost, I just wanted to say I hope everyone has a safe, happy and joyous holidays. May all of you NOT have to wait in long lines, NOT have to fight anyone for the last roll of tape in the store, and NOT feel that you want to pull your hair out after hearing 'Feliz Navidad' for the fifteenth time in a row.

OK, now on to the serious part of the letter. I am so fortunate and lucky to have so many wonderful family and friends in my life. I have been given great parents, wonderful brother and sister-in-law and two funny and adorable nephews. One who apprerantly likes to cook bunnies (Susan that story cracked me up). In short, I just wanted to say that I love each and every one of you very much. And I hope that 2010 will be just as great if not better than 2009.

So in closing I would like to wish Mom, Dad, Sam, Susan, Sean, Spencer, Lynn, Mike, McKenzie, Matt, Jen, Allison, Scotty, Tracy, Shelby, Jay, Mike, Andi, Pam, Bryan, McCayla, Zach, Ryan, Kim, Natalie, Jacob, Ordog, Caryl, Sophie, Dex, Katie, Ian (Whew) a fantastic holiday and a bright and beautiful New Year. Love and hugs to everyone and to everyone a good night.

They call me crusty eye

Hello one and all,

I hope that everyone is doing well. I know that it has been a long time since I have blogged. So now that I have to take the next couple of days off, I figured this was as good a time as any. First, I have contracted pink eye. I don't know how in the hell I got it, but I got it. I've never had it before so this is a new experience for me. A thoroughly disgusting one at that. The doctor said I was contagious for twenty four hours and work told me not to come back until Wednesday. Last Thursday, I started my new class, Criminal Justice Communications. The class is small and I am the only person in the class who is not on a police force, works a security detail, or has military training. This should be interesting. The only other interesting event that has happened in the last couple of months, I was in a car accident. No one was hurt and there was very little damage on my car or the other person's car. That's pretty much it from my end. Take it easy and I will try to blog soon.

PORN!!!

Now that I have your attention. I hope this blog finds everyone happy and healthy. Not much is going on, as usual. I can't believe that the holidays are here. I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving. Mine was wonderful. Got to spend time with the family and the best part was that I was off work that day. Yeah. But to be perfectly frank, I will be glad when the holidays are over. I don't know what it is but I'm just not in a festive mood this season. Yet, I am very excited to see everyone when we get together in January. Also, on a brighter note, I will be able to go camping this summer which I am soooo looking forward to. Hopefully, I will have lost enough weight to actually brave wearing a bathing suit, in front of people that is. So far, I've lost 4 dress sizes, so I'm down from a 22 to a 16 and hope to continue losing. I'm still in school. My class is almost over for the cluster and I will be so glad when it is over. I'm taking Organizational Theory and it blows. The course work is so vague. I only have 3 more classes until holiday break so I'm just counting down. My next cluster should be better. I'm taking Television Production. So if you see me walking around with a video camera starting in January, you'll know why. Other than that, not much else is going on. I better sign off. Have fun, stay safe, and hugs and kisses to everybody.

It's 10:30 at night...

I'm at work. And I am bored out of my fucking mind. This weekend I have the lovely duty of closing the office. So from 1830-0000, I have nothing to do. I just sit around and babysit. So I figured I would update the blog. I hope that everyone is doing well. Jen B, you're having a girl. I talked to Ordog, and he and Caryl are having a boy. So if the correlation is correct, you're having a girl. Ordog said that they are leaning toward Dexter for the first name. Not much else is going on. My creative writing class is done. Now I'm just waiting around to see what my grade will be. My next class starts Oct. 4., organizational theory. I looked at the description for the class, yeah, BORING. Basically its about why people get together and how they think. It was the only thing that was around in the area that had to deal with my major. Everything else that I need wasn't being offered. How in the hell can a university offer a major when they don't have ninety percent of the classes being offered for fall semester. I just don't get it. Don't get me started on the cost of books either. That is a freakin racket. But I digress. Well, I guess I better get back to work. Stay safe, have fun, and I will talk to ya'll soon.

For Your Consideration: Ah these poor Dwarf Bastards

Hello my lovelies,

I hope that everyone is well and safe. Works sucks the big one but school is great. I have, for your consideration, probably my finest work to date. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you, drum roll please. "The Seven Dwarfs Happily Ever After?" It's not Masterpiece Theater, but hell, it works. Enjoy.

As the Dwarfs watched Snow White and her Prince ride off into the sunset, they thought that all would go back to normal. It didn't. When the Prince found out from Snow White that the Dwarfs had a diamond mine, he thought that it should be his. So through the process of eminent domain, the diamond mine became the property of the kingdom. The Dwarfs tried to appeal the case but to no avail. With the diamond mine gone, the Dwarfs had no means of income. So they decided to go out into the world, separately, to make their fortune.

Doc tried to go out into the workforce. But since he was of advanced age, no one would hire him. Feeling defeated, Doc entered into a nursing home to live out the remainder of his days.

Bashful was picked to be on the reality show "Who Wants to Date a Contortionist". He didn't win, but Bashful became the most popular contestant on the show. He now lives in California and is trying to find an agent and a publicist to help him break into show business.

Happy became a clown with Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Bailey Circus. But after being accused of child sexual abuse, in now in a psychological facility to determine competency to stand trial.

Sneezy moved to Arizona to help alleviate his allergies. He and his partner Kevin have opened a chain of bakeries called SneeKee's that is about to go public on the New York Stock Exchange.

Sleepy was diagnosed with sleep apnea. After losing some weight and using Breathe Right strips, he had the energy to try new activities. Sleepy met his girlfriend Lily at a ballroom dancing class. They now live together on a farm in Vermont where Sleepy makes handcrafted furniture.

Grumpy had a complete nervous breakdown after the Dwarfs disbanded. He was spiritually lost for a while and committed petty crimes. After being sentenced to psychological counseling and anger management courses, Grumpy found a new lease on life. He now lives in Tibet and is a Buddhist monk.

And Dopey? He has made a name for himself. He is now known as Dolph Reisenkopf, Germany's premier porn star. He opened his own production company called Fukundkommen Studios in Berlin.

For You.

Hi kids,

Just taking a quick sec to say hey. Hey. Work and school are keeping me busy but I thought you might like this. For you guys.

Players:A Tribute

The Soldier

The Iron Rose

The Fashionaire

The Florence Nightingale

The Boom-Boom Man

The Model

The Closet Anarchist

The Domestic Goddess

The Pixie Gypsy

The Director

The Airman

The Coupon Queen

The Artist

The Princess

The Big Mama

The Fifth Beatle

The Pervert

The Wallflower

The Lost Soul

and

Little B.

To You,

My Chosen Family

My Heart.

My Love

My Thanks.

I know, I know. I suck at blogging

Hello everyone,

I'm baaack. I hope that this blog finds everyone in good spirits. Where to begin, where to begin. First and foremost, it is sooooo good to have Sam home. The world is complete again. And to see Susan, Sam, Sean, and Sarge back together makes my heart soar. I hope that everyone had a good time at the party. Next year, Mom and Dad were talking it about having it be a little smaller. Just friends and neighbors. The fireworks were awesome Sam, Bryan, and Mike. I hope that everyone had a good 4th. We went to the casino and had a blast. I got stuck in St. Charles traffic which sucked but it was my own fault. I'm back in school. I'm taking a creative writing class. It's pretty intense. We have two workshops this semester and at the end of the semester we have to have 20-25 pages of new material. So far, I have written one story and about eight poems. This week I have to write a 400 word short story and an analytical piece. But my prof. is really cool. I had him before. He could teach a class about the nuances of paint drying and I would take the class. Other than that not much is going on. I hate my job, I hate my job, I hate my job. Sorry, venting a little. But hopefully, when I graduate I can get out of there. That's the goal anyway. I am also officially addicted to Facebook. Every night before I go to bed I'm on Facebook. Which I am going to go onto right now. I will try to be a better blogger in the future and maybe, if it's okay with you guys, get some feedback on stuff that I put up on the site for class. This is one I did and I hope that you enjoy it. Kisses.

When?

When will I see you again?

Why should I care

I don't even know your name

Yet I have seen you somewhere

My mind's eye perhaps

in the throws of a fantastic dream